How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you re bound to succeed!
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
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Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
Richard Betts is one of fewer than two hundred master sommeliers in the world, but he’s no wine snob and he hates wine-speak. In the first book of its kind, he helps readers scratch and sniff their way to expertise by introducing the basic components of wine—the fruits, the wood, the earth—enabling anyone to discover the difference between a Syrah and a Sangiovese and get the glass they love every time. Humorously illustrated, with 16 scents, this irresistible gift puts the fun back in wine fundamentals.
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All boyfriends can't be great. But there should be something nice to give for those boyfriends that at least make the "OK" grade. This mug is that gift. Not only is it nice, but it let's them know they are only doing B+ work and have room to improve!
* 11 oz mug
* Image printed into the surface of the mug
* Image will not fade or scratch off
* Microwave and Dishwasher safe
The image on your mug will be printed on both sides of the mug.
Bring your child's favorite sports player home. This plush doll is the perfect toy for your young fan. Bleacher Creatures takes your favorite player and transforms him into a lovable character to play with - encouraging fun, inspiration and play.
Primitives by Kathy box signs are made of wood with smooth sanded edges and deep sides which allow them to sit freely on a flat surface or hang on the wall. The slightly distressed letter design gives them a vintage look. Primitives by Kathy is a leading producer of high quality decorative box signs and home decor.
$29.95Our coir mats are manufactured in the USA from natural coir (coconut) fiber bristles which are inserted into a weatherproof vinyl backing. The bristles offer a unique brush-style cleaning surface. This cleaning feature is far superior to that of imitation cocoa mats and other synthetic mats.
Bring your child's favorite team player home from Bleacher Creatures. This 10-inch Player plush is the perfect toy for your young fan. Bleacher Creatures takes your favorite player and transforms him into a lovable character, encouraging fun, inspiration and play.
$29.99Great for tailgating, picnicking and backyard barbecues, these unique spatulas are the coolest way ever to flip a burger! Crafted of heavy-duty stainless steel, it has a hard maple handle with durable brass rivets and a unique laser-cut design. Best of all, it features a burger flipper on one end and a convenient bottle opener on the other! Due to the natural variations in wood grain some personalization may turn out lighter or darker than current image shows. We laser engrave their name, up to 12 characters. Choose from #1 Dad, #1 Grandpa or Bass design. Measures 18-1/2”L x 4"W. Hand wash. Due to natural the variation of the wood grain, each product will be unique.
$39.95How to season with one hand busy stirring the pot? Every chef knows the dilemma. With the Bistro Gravity salt and pepper grinder it doesn't get any easier: tilt the grinder over the pot and it does it all by itself. A ball inside the grinder sets the electric grinder in motion once it's angled - all you have to do is pick whether you want pepper or salt. The grinder works for other spices as well. Both, the salt and the pepper grinder are adjustable in fineness and they're easily refilled by lifting the grinder's cap. Available in black, orange, red and green. Requires 6-AAA batteries, not included.
We didn't let this one get away last winter! We saved him from disappearing into the melting snow by capturing him in one of our mom's old canning jars. He'd like to come out and play, but he knows this is the safest place to be. Cute, mysterious, silly, or serious, the snow person is completely dependent upon the existence of snow - and disappears when the sun warms the earth. So make them and catch them while you can! "I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea." - Dylan Thomas, "A Child's Christmas in Wales."
The Nostalgia Electrics Frozen Beverage Maker all in one frozen drink machine will make perfect slush drinks, margaritas, daiquiris, smoothies and more every time. The two ice shaving options allow you to choose a fine or coarse shaved ice texture. Making one or multiple servings is easy, with the serving sizes indicated right on the pitcher. Use the included recipes to make delicious drinks, or create your own. With the Nostalgia Electrics Frozen Beverage Maker creating refreshing icy drinks is fun and easy.
$54.99Stainless Steel Stovetop Smoker
$59.90A glass of fresh juice in the morning is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself. That is just one of the many reasons you're going to want the Bistro Electric Citrus Juicer for. First, the Bistro sits higher than other juicers so you can finally fit more than a thimble-sized glass under your juicer. Now you can enjoy a nice tall glass of juice; you can never get too much of a good thing, right. Another good reason: a drip-stop that keeps the juice from dripping all over your kitchen counter and making a sticky mess. And finally, there is the cyclone function. No more letting all that good pulp go to waste. After juicing your oranges and grapefruit, put the lid on the juicer and press down on it; every last bit of juice is squeezed out of the pulp at high speed. We wouldn't want you missing out on those extra vitamins. The Bistro Electric Citrus Juicer is made from plastic, silicone and stainless steel.
$59.95A perfectly sized spice grinder with solid handle and impressive results. The minimalistic grinder form is universal, but a well-known function is turned on its head: the ceramic grinder is located on the top and does not spill on the table.
$61.95The Heritage Journal by Rustic River Leather contains plenty of space (160 rough-cut pages) to record those special moments. Acid-free cotton rag paper helps ensure your writings will last. Hand-crafted from top-grain cow skin leather, this journal is truly Rustic. Feel inspired as you record your thoughts into this Classic Journal.
Wood You Be Mine? Gina DeSantis' admiration for the natural world is at the root of all of her collections. In this personalized mug, creamy porcelain gains an arboreal elegance when she hand-throws the mugs on her potter's wheel, and uses wax-resist and carving techniques to create a faux-bois pattern, complete with the knots, grooves, and rings that give natural bark its unique texture. On top of that, she lets you make your own mark on her fantastic foliage—she hand paints your choice of paired initials and date, framed in a heart and arrow, as if carved there in a declaration of love. These one-of-a-kind cups are ideally suited to join you as you curl up with your morning coffee and the love of your life. Set of 2. Handcrafted by Gina DeSantis in Ohio.
Imagine their delight when they open their keepsake straw travel tote and find a bottle of delicious red wine that has been personalized just for them. Gift Includes: One bottle of California Winemaker's Red. Wine accessories: drip ring, pour spout, bottle stopper, and cork screw. A stylish straw keepsake travel tote. Features: Free engraving on wine bottle. Measures 14.5" x 5" x 5". Due to the alcoholic content of this gift, an adult signature is required upon delivery. Free Engraving! Your gift is completed by sandblasting your personal message and theme of choice directly onto the bottle of wine. Sandblasting is a distinctive engraving technique that creates a permanent, semi-opaque etching onto an item's surface that looks both elegant and professional.
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